reasons to hate people…
Note: This post was originally posted on an old blog of mine that has since been shut-down but has been re-posted here by popular request (which means one person asked for it). Enjoy.
Before I joined the blogging community, I would send out random emails to my friends about things that I observed… I guess they got tired of my crap in their inbox, so one of my friends suggested the whole blogging thing. Bam, here it is, and here you are reading it. Well, I thought I would post one of my most recent emails that I sent out to everyone to try and get this thing going… it will no doubtedly set up future blogs, so here goes…
so my cube is right across from the break room, which means everyone walks by my desk when they get here in the morning, when they are going on lunch or break, and before they leave … needless to say, the break room is the social hang out spot … but I digress … not really, I don't even know what digress means. well, we have this one temp chick here who has bulging thighs. I'm not saying she's fat, I'm just saying that her thighs are too big for her hips. well, due to our strict dress code, she has to wear hose/stocking/whatever the hell they are called … so every morning, break, lunch, afternoon (you get it) I can hear her stockings rubbing against on another as she walks by … It's so annoying … shhhhhhhht shhhhhhhhht shhhhhhhht shhhhhhht shhhhhhhhhht open the fridge, put in lunch, close fridge, shhhhhhhhhht, shhhhhhhhht, shhhhhhhhhhht, shhhhhhhhhhhht…. since she's only a temp, I've been thinking of framing her for something, just so they would bring someone else in here … is that wrong?
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October 7th, 2004 at 10:20 am
Framing her is wrong but its really funny! i'd get so annoyed.
October 7th, 2004 at 5:31 pm
Yeah, I don't really have the heart to frame her, but I need to do something. I realized today that it's not just the temp. One of our Supervisors is in on the shhhhht shhhhht action, too. I'm sure it's a conspiracy against me. Damn dress code … this was never issue until my office changed from Business Casual to Business Naziware…
October 7th, 2004 at 7:22 pm
could you please post a naked picture of yourself?
October 9th, 2004 at 2:17 pm
PLEASE do not post a naked picture of yourself!!!
October 9th, 2004 at 2:40 pm
it should be a lawthat fat women should only wear baggy sweatpants..or stay home
April 11th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
-lol- Oh dear God… that is too funny.
However, in defense of thick-legged women around the world, you should try walking in our hose and see how you like it. 
But you know what's worse than hose?? Corduroy!! Bought me a pair of those and ugh, it's a challenge to not make that noise with them. Luckily my thighs are on the path to shrinkage and the pants don't do that anymore. 
Of course there is a solution…it's called 'work out a little, eat less junk and lose a few pounds'. Works for me! 
Did I hear naked pictures?
May 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm
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