Why? Why? Why?

Why are people still listening to her? Why are they buying her music? Why is she making appearances at places and singing at sporting events? Why? Why? Why? Someone… please, kill her. Kill her dead in her tacky “ensemble.” God, are you listening to me? I haven't asked you for much in the past 15 minutes. Please, fulfill this one request for me! I'll be good… I won't make fun of old or fat people. I won't try to force my opinions on others. I won't point out how stupid the majority of people really are. I'll be a good boy and do whatever you ask of me. Just please, kill Mariah Carey and send her soul along with her master recordings to the depths of Hades. In Jesus' name Amen.

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