Comments on: Mr. Un-Clean http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/ The "p" is for my middle name. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:53:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Nose Hair | davidpbrown.net http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/#comment-22574 Nose Hair | davidpbrown.net Tue, 29 May 2007 21:08:17 +0000 http://dailydoseofdave.net/?p=156#comment-22574 [...] of whether people want to hear it or not… even if it makes people think less of me (see this post for [...] [...] of whether people want to hear it or not… even if it makes people think less of me (see this post for [...]

]]> By: dpb http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/#comment-22570 dpb Mon, 16 Jan 2006 03:36:26 +0000 http://dailydoseofdave.net/?p=156#comment-22570 Maybe "double standard" wasn't the best phrase to use so I guess it confused you. Let me hold your hand and walk you through what I mean... Man holds his wee-wee to go pee-pee After he's done, man think's his phalangees are dirt-ee Therefore, man must think his wee-wee is dirt-ee Later on, man is horn-ee So Girl drops to her knees Man puts dirt-ee wee-wee in girl's oral cavit-ee Does that not mean that man has more respect for his phalangees than girl's cavit-ee? And as for the apostroph-ees, they raped my mother and killed my dad when I was young so I'll abuse the little bitches till I'm blue in face. But honestly, if you take issue with my grammar, take a look at the last paragraph of my <a href="http://dailydoseofdave.net/virgin-blog/" rel="nofollow">Virgin Blog</a> before you decide to comment about it again. Maybe “double standard” wasn't the best phrase to use so I guess it confused you. Let me hold your hand and walk you through what I mean…

Man holds his wee-wee to go pee-pee
After he's done, man think's his phalangees are dirt-ee
Therefore, man must think his wee-wee is dirt-ee

Later on, man is horn-ee
So Girl drops to her knees
Man puts dirt-ee wee-wee in girl's oral cavit-ee

Does that not mean that man has more respect for his phalangees than girl's cavit-ee?

And as for the apostroph-ees, they raped my mother and killed my dad when I was young so I'll abuse the little bitches till I'm blue in face. But honestly, if you take issue with my grammar, take a look at the last paragraph of my Virgin Blog before you decide to comment about it again.

]]> By: Amber http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/#comment-22569 Amber Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:05:25 +0000 http://dailydoseofdave.net/?p=156#comment-22569 <blockquote>How does it make you feel that you’re man must wash his hands after taking a leak but at the same time has no qualm shoving his dick in your mouth at the drop of your knees? A bit of double standard if you ask me, but what the hell do I know?</blockquote> I don't understand how that's a double standard. What do the two have to do with one another? I don't get it. Oh, and please stop <a href="http://apostrophe-abuse.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">abusing apostrophes</a>. What did they ever do to you?

How does it make you feel that you’re man must wash his hands after taking a leak but at the same time has no qualm shoving his dick in your mouth at the drop of your knees? A bit of double standard if you ask me, but what the hell do I know?

I don't understand how that's a double standard. What do the two have to do with one another? I don't get it.

Oh, and please stop abusing apostrophes. What did they ever do to you?

]]> By: dpb http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/#comment-22568 dpb Wed, 11 Jan 2006 19:18:11 +0000 http://dailydoseofdave.net/?p=156#comment-22568 I don't know what you got going on down there buddy, but the only thing permiating from my intimates is the smell of SafeGuard. I prefer the white bar, but it comes in beige, too. I don't know what you got going on down there buddy, but the only thing permiating from my intimates is the smell of SafeGuard. I prefer the white bar, but it comes in beige, too.

]]> By: Persian Guy http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/#comment-22567 Persian Guy Wed, 11 Jan 2006 19:12:13 +0000 http://dailydoseofdave.net/?p=156#comment-22567 Duane...excellent point. As far as "little Elvis" goes... it doesn't matter that he's all washed up in the morning, come noon or after hes getting kinda smelly. Take a test, reach down there at the end of the day and smell your hand buddy, it aint gonna come back smellin' like a rose. :) Duane…excellent point. As far as “little Elvis” goes… it doesn't matter that he's all washed up in the morning, come noon or after hes getting kinda smelly. Take a test, reach down there at the end of the day and smell your hand buddy, it aint gonna come back smellin' like a rose.

:)

]]> By: duane http://www.davidpbrown.net/2006/01/10/mr-un-clean/#comment-22566 duane Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:19:06 +0000 http://dailydoseofdave.net/?p=156#comment-22566 Wow, dave, you made it gross, crass, and vulgar all in one post!!! Rock on!!! But seriously, I think that it is more of a "respect" thing for other people; they don't like the idea of touching your hand after you touched your wobbly bits. Think about how many other penises you touched by association; wouldn't you rather they put a little soap and water between you and their situation? Wow, dave, you made it gross, crass, and vulgar all in one post!!! Rock on!!! But seriously, I think that it is more of a “respect” thing for other people; they don't like the idea of touching your hand after you touched your wobbly bits. Think about how many other penises you touched by association; wouldn't you rather they put a little soap and water between you and their situation?

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