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Today was my first day at the new job. No, I don’t plan on chronicling my entire work experiences but for those of you that were concerned about my employment status, I thought I would give an update as to how things went.
Pretty. Damn. Good.
The company I’m contracting with has some pretty [...]

I was recently asked by eater in the comments of duane’s blog what I would do if I were elected to the office of President in 2008. Honestly, I would probably shit my pants and use my new found power to score with some hot chicks until they realized I didn’t meet the minimum [...]

I’ll admit it, I have a MySpace page. I don’t ever do anything with it… I do check it regularly for the bulletins my friends post. It’s a time waster basically… anyways, today one of the bulletins instructed people to go to urbandictionary.com, put in their first name, and find out what their [...]

Okay… so I’ve been a bad blogger. I haven’t written in nearly a week and haven’t even responded to the dozen or so comments I had received in that time. Deal.
Last you all heard I was in Memphis for Father’s Day Weekend and enjoying the great food that was to be had at [...]

I came across this 10 things your restaurant won’t tell you on Digg.
It’s simple enough until you get to #9, “Nice tip — too bad your waiter won’t get it.”
It seems some restaurants have initiated a ‘tip pool.’ At the end of the day/shift, all the tips are pooled together and spread evenly amongst [...]

A little update from the ranks of the unemployed. Being Father’s Day weekend, I decided to head back to my hometown of Memphis to spend a little quality time with my old man. Typically Memphis is about the most boring place you can be in the world. I thought I loved this [...]

Several months ago I downloaded the Billboard Top 100 songs for a few years, legally of course… don’t ask. Anyways, being that I’m home so much now, I’ve been listening to a lot of music on the computer. I recently finished listening to the top 100 songs for 1990 and thoroughly enjoyed it. [...]

How can anyone have a problem with this?
A proposal to create a bomb that makes enemy soldiers to put down their weapons and start porking one another? This is a recipe for success any way you slice it. The gay-haters get to laugh and ridicule the enemy soldiers for being ‘fags’ while the [...]

Prompted by the comment from Bugboy, I figured I would give a little update on my (un)employment status. As readers of my old blog know, I was let go (dooced) by my former employer almost a month ago. I was shocked to say the least. From what I hear, my boss, his [...]

Being unemployed, I’m trying to find my place amongst my new economic class, the poor. As we all know, one of the key components of being a good deadbeat is the need to constantly inoculate one’s self with alcohol. As such, I made a trip to one of the nearby liquor stores for [...]