Let’s Get it On!
How can anyone have a problem with this?
A proposal to create a bomb that makes enemy soldiers to put down their weapons and start porking one another? This is a recipe for success any way you slice it. The gay-haters get to laugh and ridicule the enemy soldiers for being ‘fags’ while the hippies can take pride in knowing we’re making love not war. Righteous.
A question for the Defense Department… Any chance I can get a sample of this concoction? I could see this coming in very handy for my own personal conquests. I can only imagine it was some sexually inept person such as myself* that came up with this idea. This dude needs a Nobel Prize… and to give me a call.
* Just kidding… I’m totally ept.
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June 13th, 2007 at 12:26 am
Ok, so you want manlove? This was supposed to be a gay bomb. But yes I could use this myself. You don’t have to worry about being shy if someone is humping you. Spray this on your resume.
June 13th, 2007 at 10:12 am
Hell yeah I want manlove, not for myself though, just to reduce the competition for the ladies. Plus, I figure it would encourage some pretty hot girl on girl action, too. Like I said, no one can argue with this ‘love bomb’