I, David

I’ll admit it, I have a MySpace page. I don’t ever do anything with it… I do check it regularly for the bulletins my friends post. It’s a time waster basically… anyways, today one of the bulletins instructed people to go to urbandictionary.com, put in their first name, and find out what their name means.

Being a fan of the off-colorness of the definitions of the Urban Dictionary, I thought this could be interesting (and a time waster, that is the key afterall). Anyways, below is the one definition for the name David. I must say, they hit the nail on the head.

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David’s fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.[link]

I don’t get the Timebomb thing but whatevs… it’s better than what others have called me.

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