Archive for July, 2007

Why is the term “Boycott” not Sexist?

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Everyone panic! The liberals intend to boycott the sponsors of Fox News Channel!
Gasp!
Me, worried? Nah… As if liberals can afford the products marketed to Republicans anyways. After all, the Democrats have been telling us for years that Republicans are nothing more than sniveling rich cry-babies. Good luck dumbasses…

My Personality

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

Mr. and Mrs. P’body took some online personality test so I figured I would, too. Drumroll please…

Yeah, I’m an ENTP. They have a few descriptions as to what the hell that means. This one seemed dead on:
ENTPs are usually verbally as well as cerebrally quick, and generally love to argue–both for its [...]

Michael Vick? Case Closed. Already?

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Michael Vick has been tried and convicted, in the court of public opinion that is. From the moment the federal grand jury sent down the indictment, people all over the country (world?) have been bitching about how vile and disgusting a person he is. They’ve asked the Falcons and/or NFL to fire him. [...]

Traffic Reports

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

I just made the Verge of Cumming to Buckhead drive in record time for a morning commute. I know, I shouldn’t get used to it, especially with the start of school just around the corner. I’m sure I’ll bitch more about that when it happens.
So as I’m hauling ass past the Haynes Bridge [...]

TiVo HD

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Life is good once again. I don’t care that I got a ridiculous speeding ticket on my way home from the gym yesterday. I don’t even care that I ran into a cement pole in the parking garage this morning.
TiVo HD is here!
I had TiVo for years [...]

You’ll Be Missed, Whore

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Women who have numerous sexual partners are not whores, they’re sexually independent. At least that’s what the whores tell us. Men who have numerous sexual partners are not whores, they’re just men. That is also from the Book of Whore but is usually cited as a complaint rather than a defense. [...]

Dreams

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

When I have dreams, which is fairly regularly, they tend to be long and quite in depth. I’ve often thought that some of these dreams would make for excellent blog fodder. Today I’m going to test that theory. Below is what I can recall from a dream I had over the weekend.
I [...]

We The People?

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Congress has a lower approval rating than the President yet, historically speaking, 95% of these politicians will be re-elected to office. What does this say about the voting base of our country? Who is really in charge here? It seems to me our democracy* is merely an illusion.
* Republic

Camp Twin Lakes

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Yesterday I did something that most of you would find totally out of character for me. I donated to a charity. Actually, it’s not what I would consider a charity and maybe that’s the reason I had no problem donating. The organization is Camp Twin Lakes, a summer camp for children with [...]