Brainy Smurf

Article: Intercourse and Intelligence

To paraphrase: Blah blah blah… scientific study stuff… blah blah blah… fancy numbers… blah blah blah… the more intelligent someone is, the less likely they are to have sex… blah.

Hmm… I must be the smartest person ever.

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5 Responses to “Brainy Smurf”

  1. mitch Says:

    Or the women you meet are! ;-)

  2. dpb Says:

    They’re smart enough to stay as far away from me as possible… you may be on to something!

  3. BooBoo Says:

    Heh. Dumb yourself up, Dave.

  4. Brian Says:

    I’m sure we could get you some tickets to a NASCAR race or something if you’re feeling a little overly intelligent. And let’s not forget that attending a Flea Market may in fact make you dumber just through the power of osmosis. Let me know. There’s a flea market a few miles from my house…hmmm, maybe THAT’S why I’m feeling rather stupid these days. Nah…

  5. dpb Says:

    I don’t feel overly smart… maybe everyone else is just overly dumb.

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