Parking Arrogance
A note I will be leaving on a car in my new neighborhood:
- If you can afford a BMW 7 Series, why are you living in an apartment? Did you completely blow your load on your car and now can’t afford to live anywhere else?
- If you’re so worried that your precious piece of German pretentiousness is going to be damaged or dinged, why don’t you pay the $35/month to park in the parking deck?
- There is a limited number of parking space in the community, how arrogant are you that you feel you have the right to take up two spaces?
Yep, making friends from the beginning.
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November 14th, 2007 at 10:44 am
there was a douche ass that lived at my old apartment complex that drove a corvette that did this. it was one of the most annoying things about my apartment life.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:01 am
that’s what you get for living in buckhead
also, regarding #1, chances are they’re not paying for the apartment. a lot of companies will pay a living allowance, and people will choose a smaller dwelling and pocket the rest instead. trust me.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:12 am
bobafred, Yeah, I knew I was going to experience some nonsense like this when I decided to live in an apartment.
mingaling, I KNEW you were going to say that. I even thought about putting some line in the post like, “guess that’s what I get for living in Buckhead…” Point taken on the living allowance. He could still afford $35 for the damn parking deck though. Why should I pay $35 because there is no spaces since he’s taking up 2? Fucker.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Brilliant! That may work for this douche, too.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:36 am
nice one.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I had a neighbor that did that all the time so I parked my dented/trashed/rusted/paint missing 1981 Nissan into the impossibly small space that was left and crawled out the window so he couldn’t get in on the driver’s side. After a week of that he parked somewhere else. That was so fun.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
i always wanted to do what john did, but my car is not trashy enough. yet.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I would also do what John suggests however although my car is not a BMW 7 Series, it’s nice enough that I don’t want some ass keying it or something.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Here’s a good one I used once. This guy that had a car alarm that went off 20 times a night and woke up the entire apartment complex.
Get a large concrete cinder block and a towel. Place town on hood, place cinder block on towel. Leave note “If the alarm goes off tomorrow night the cinder block goes through the window.”
Never heard it again.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Ugh, I hate people like that. You are not entitled. People bang my fucking doors on my car all of the time, and I park in the space. Bang his doors a couple of times, and maybe he’ll get the message.
Perhaps that is just bitterness on my part, but whatever, take it as it is.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:35 am
It could be worse… it could be a car that has no business double parking…
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/262678009_c195fc7441_o.jpg
November 21st, 2007 at 8:36 am
That’s not to say any car has business double parking.. but you know what I mean