People Are Idiots

Why do people feel it necessary to tell you obvious things which happen in your life? It never fails, after getting a haricut someone (typically in the office, most of my friends aren’t this big of dillholes) will say to me,

“You got your haircut!”

Well no shit Sherlock.

I feel like responding, “Oh my God! Thank you! I blacked out over the weekend for a half hour and totally couldn’t remember what happened! I should have guessed I got my hair cut when I took a shower the next day and noticed I didn’t need as much shampoo as the day before! You’re a genius!”

People are idiots.

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