Why Republicans Should be Pro-Choice
This is a revelation I recently had when thinking how to get rid of more liberal and Democrat voters*. If the Repubs had their way and abortions were illegal then you would have a lot of teenage mothers giving birth who aren’t able to support their kid. These moms would turn to the government for assistance… welfare, medicaid, etc… It’s statistically proven (somewhere I’m sure) that people on these social programs constantly vote Democrat so by forcing this girl to get an abortion you’ve created two new Democrat voters. That is, of course, the last thing Republicans want.
So I beg of you Republican voters, drop the whole abortion thing. Hell, let’s start encouraging them!
* It’s not that I’m die-hard Republican, it’s just that I’m die-hard anti-Democrat.
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September 29th, 2008 at 10:46 am
I think I will take the higher road on this one and just not say anything (though it is killing me)….
October 5th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
You should read “Freakonomics”. It is a statistics-based book that answers interesting questions. One of which is: what caused the decrease in crime in the 90’s.
His conclusion: Roe v. Wade.
November 5th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Republicans out!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
November 21st, 2008 at 5:17 am
You are a low-life, ignorant redneck. Perhaps your boss will stumble upon this shit and you’ll be out of a job again.
November 21st, 2008 at 9:55 am
Glad to make your acquaintance as well.