Archive for the 'A Rant' Category

Why is the term “Boycott” not Sexist?

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Everyone panic! The liberals intend to boycott the sponsors of Fox News Channel!
Gasp!
Me, worried? Nah… As if liberals can afford the products marketed to Republicans anyways. After all, the Democrats have been telling us for years that Republicans are nothing more than sniveling rich cry-babies. Good luck dumbasses…

Michael Vick? Case Closed. Already?

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Michael Vick has been tried and convicted, in the court of public opinion that is. From the moment the federal grand jury sent down the indictment, people all over the country (world?) have been bitching about how vile and disgusting a person he is. They’ve asked the Falcons and/or NFL to fire him. [...]

Traffic Reports

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

I just made the Verge of Cumming to Buckhead drive in record time for a morning commute. I know, I shouldn’t get used to it, especially with the start of school just around the corner. I’m sure I’ll bitch more about that when it happens.
So as I’m hauling ass past the Haynes Bridge [...]

You’ll Be Missed, Whore

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Women who have numerous sexual partners are not whores, they’re sexually independent. At least that’s what the whores tell us. Men who have numerous sexual partners are not whores, they’re just men. That is also from the Book of Whore but is usually cited as a complaint rather than a defense. [...]

So Called “Tip Pools”

Friday, June 15th, 2007

I came across this 10 things your restaurant won’t tell you on Digg.
It’s simple enough until you get to #9, “Nice tip — too bad your waiter won’t get it.”
It seems some restaurants have initiated a ‘tip pool.’ At the end of the day/shift, all the tips are pooled together and spread evenly amongst [...]

Cup of Ice Ban

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Being unemployed, I’m trying to find my place amongst my new economic class, the poor. As we all know, one of the key components of being a good deadbeat is the need to constantly inoculate one’s self with alcohol. As such, I made a trip to one of the nearby liquor stores for [...]

My ShitFuck DVR

Friday, May 25th, 2007

I alluded to my entertainment device affectionately referred to as ShitFuck DVR in yesterday’s Interview Meme post. I hate this damn thing. It’s quite possibly the worst DVR ever made.
Back in 2002, I was fortunate/spoiled to be living with a roommate who was an early adopter of TiVo. Needless to say, that [...]

Why? Why? Why?

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

Why are people still listening to her? Why are they buying her music? Why is she making appearances at places and singing at sporting events? Why? Why? Why? Someone… please, kill her. Kill her dead in her tacky “ensemble.” God, are you listening to me? I haven't asked [...]