A Rant

Has anyone ever had a positive experience with ComCast? I don’t see how it would be possible. Any time I’ve ever needed ComCast to do something, they have required at least two attempts before being able to help me. And it’s not like I’m asking for complicated shit either. Me: I would like transfer my [...]

I would like to vent a bit of frustration…. I was watching the Falcon’s game last night and couldn’t help but get pissed off at all the Vick coverage. Don’t get me wrong, I knew going into the game there was going to be a lot said about Vick but damn… this seemed like a [...]

Everyone panic! The liberals intend to boycott the sponsors of Fox News Channel! Gasp! Me, worried? Nah… As if liberals can afford the products marketed to Republicans anyways. After all, the Democrats have been telling us for years that Republicans are nothing more than sniveling rich cry-babies. Good luck dumbasses…

Michael Vick has been tried and convicted, in the court of public opinion that is. From the moment the federal grand jury sent down the indictment, people all over the country (world?) have been bitching about how vile and disgusting a person he is. They’ve asked the Falcons and/or NFL to fire him. They’ve burned [...]

I just made the Verge of Cumming to Buckhead drive in record time for a morning commute. I know, I shouldn’t get used to it, especially with the start of school just around the corner. I’m sure I’ll bitch more about that when it happens. So as I’m hauling ass past the Haynes Bridge exit, [...]

Women who have numerous sexual partners are not whores, they’re sexually independent. At least that’s what the whores tell us. Men who have numerous sexual partners are not whores, they’re just men. That is also from the Book of Whore but is usually cited as a complaint rather than a defense. By definition, a whore [...]

I came across this 10 things your restaurant won’t tell you on Digg. It’s simple enough until you get to #9, “Nice tip — too bad your waiter won’t get it.” It seems some restaurants have initiated a ‘tip pool.’ At the end of the day/shift, all the tips are pooled together and spread evenly [...]

Being unemployed, I’m trying to find my place amongst my new economic class, the poor. As we all know, one of the key components of being a good deadbeat is the need to constantly inoculate one’s self with alcohol. As such, I made a trip to one of the nearby liquor stores for a little [...]

I alluded to my entertainment device affectionately referred to as ShitFuck DVR in yesterday’s Interview Meme post. I hate this damn thing. It’s quite possibly the worst DVR ever made. Back in 2002, I was fortunate/spoiled to be living with a roommate who was an early adopter of TiVo. Needless to say, that was a [...]

Why are people still listening to her? Why are they buying her music? Why is she making appearances at places and singing at sporting events? Why? Why? Why? Someone… please, kill her. Kill her dead in her tacky “ensemble.” God, are you listening to me? I haven't asked you for much in the past 15 [...]