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Ever since I saw the movie Gattica I thought its vision of the future was the most realistic. This legislation brings us one step closer to that prophecy.
If you haven’t seen the movie, check it out. Really good / scary.

Absolute. Fucking. Worthless. Piece of shit.

Since I’m on a roll with posts about how crappy ComCast is, I thought I would share with you this little gem I came across today. engadget is covering a report that ComCast has sent The NFL Network a ‘cease and desist’ letter in regards to the website iwantnflnetwork.com which encourages people to [...]

Article: Intercourse and Intelligence
To paraphrase: Blah blah blah… scientific study stuff… blah blah blah… fancy numbers… blah blah blah… the more intelligent someone is, the less likely they are to have sex… blah.
Hmm… I must be the smartest person ever.

Everyone panic! The liberals intend to boycott the sponsors of Fox News Channel!
Gasp!
Me, worried? Nah… As if liberals can afford the products marketed to Republicans anyways. After all, the Democrats have been telling us for years that Republicans are nothing more than sniveling rich cry-babies. Good luck dumbasses…

Michael Vick has been tried and convicted, in the court of public opinion that is. From the moment the federal grand jury sent down the indictment, people all over the country (world?) have been bitching about how vile and disgusting a person he is. They’ve asked the Falcons and/or NFL to fire him. [...]

Congress has a lower approval rating than the President yet, historically speaking, 95% of these politicians will be re-elected to office. What does this say about the voting base of our country? Who is really in charge here? It seems to me our democracy* is merely an illusion.
* Republic

How can anyone have a problem with this?
A proposal to create a bomb that makes enemy soldiers to put down their weapons and start porking one another? This is a recipe for success any way you slice it. The gay-haters get to laugh and ridicule the enemy soldiers for being ‘fags’ while the [...]

So a couple of whales have been making waves (pun intended) in the news over the past couple weeks. These stupid creatures have wandered up some water way near Sacramento and people are freaking out. I guess they’re afraid the whales will - God forbid - die. Reality check. Animals die. [...]

Sprint announces that parents can now know the location of their child by accessing the GPS unit built into any one of the 30 Sprint/Nextel phones already on the market for the low low price of only $10/month!
Hold up cowboy.
When parents started buying their teenagers cell phones, the excuse for this luxury was to “always [...]