If you haven’t seen the movie, check it out. Really good / scary.

Dear ComCast,

Instead of threatening a TV network which has programming so good that people are willing to change providers, why not spend your efforts, money, and resources on providing the channel? It would be great if you would offer that channel in HD as well (DirecTV does).

Your regrettable customer,
David P Brown

PS. You really suck.

To paraphrase: Blah blah blah… scientific study stuff… blah blah blah… fancy numbers… blah blah blah… the more intelligent someone is, the less likely they are to have sex… blah.

Hmm… I must be the smartest person ever.

Gasp!

Me, worried? Nah… As if liberals can afford the products marketed to Republicans anyways. After all, the Democrats have been telling us for years that Republicans are nothing more than sniveling rich cry-babies. Good luck dumbasses…

One small problem with that… he’s yet to be convicted of any crime. As of right now, all we have are allegations. Don’t get me wrong, they’re pretty substantial allegations and personally I think he’s guilty of something. Either he knew about the dog fighting or he was an active participant. Either way, I feel he’s probably going to be found guilty on some level. The difference with my thought process and that of others is, I’m holding my final judgement until the ruling comes down.

Am I overly buying into the ‘innocent until proven guilty’ thing? Maybe. But at the same time I don’t like looking stupid. If Vick is found innocent and I was bashing him all the while, well then, I would think I looked pretty damn stupid.

That’s how I feel about all these nimrods out there now asking for his head on a silver platter. These people are too fucking ignorant to actually understand what’s going on. They’re too fucking ignorant to understand the legal system. To me, this is just another example of how pathetic we have become as a society.

If you’re a dog lover, against dog fighting and Vick is found guilty, I’ll sit back and let you bash him until your blue in the face, but until then, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up while the legal system does its job.

I’ve got more to say on the subject of dog-fighting in general and maybe I’ll do that in a separate post. Until then, this is all you get.

* Republic

A proposal to create a bomb that makes enemy soldiers to put down their weapons and start porking one another? This is a recipe for success any way you slice it. The gay-haters get to laugh and ridicule the enemy soldiers for being ‘fags’ while the hippies can take pride in knowing we’re making love not war. Righteous.

A question for the Defense Department… Any chance I can get a sample of this concoction? I could see this coming in very handy for my own personal conquests. I can only imagine it was some sexually inept person such as myself* that came up with this idea. This dude needs a Nobel Prize… and to give me a call.

* Just kidding… I’m totally ept.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not advocating the death of any animal (I’m really biting my tongue here) but seriously, how much of our time/money/taxes should be wasted on these two retarded whales? Okay, so that may be harsh. Let’s think of this from the whale’s perspective.

No, not the perspective of the retarded whale who got lost in a freaking ocean, I mean the other whales that are happily munching on plankton and sipping on daiquiris while enjoying the easy whale life. These whales have it made. All they do is swim around all day and enjoy oceanic life. They don’t want to jeopardize this paradise. They have a society to uphold after all. Do you really think they want to ruin everything they’ve built by letting a bunch of dimwits in the DNA pool? I seriously doubt it. In fact, I bet the rest of the whale population is to blame for all this. They probably coerced these two dumbasses up the Sacramento River by telling them their ball was up there or something Hell… that’s how I get rid of my dumbass dog when he’s being annoying.

This is simply another sign of how mentally weak our society has become. It doesn’t make sense to waste all the time, money, and resources on “rescuing” these two dumbass whales. Animals die every day for stupid ass reasons. Just check out Animal Planet. You can always see an antelope being torn apart by a lion or something. Why don’t we save that animal’s life? Because animals are supposed to die. It’s the whole (cue Elton John) circle of life. So what, a couple of whales lost their way up the river. Take a picture to show your kids the day you saw some dipshit whales swim off to their demise and go about your life. It’s not our responsibility to save the lives of every dumbass creature on the planet. Thicken up those artery walls and let nature take its course.