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		<title>Sunday Sales?</title>
		<link>http://www.davidpbrown.net/2008/03/14/sunday-sales/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[About time&#8230; House Speaker Glenn Richardson vowed Friday to push legislation to legalize Sunday sales of alcohol in stores. That&#8217;s great, but what about the governor? And if Governor Sonny Perdue vetoes the bill, Richardson (R-Hiram) promised to override the governor&#8217;s action when the Legislature returns in January. Full article on AJC.com.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About time&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>House Speaker Glenn Richardson vowed Friday to push legislation to legalize Sunday sales of alcohol in stores.</p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s great, but what about the governor?</p>
<blockquote><p>And if Governor Sonny Perdue vetoes the bill, Richardson (R-Hiram) promised to override the governor&#8217;s action when the Legislature returns in January.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/metro/stories/2008/03/14/richardson_0315.html?cxtype=rss&#038;cxsvc=7&#038;cxcat=13">Full article</a> on <a href="http://ajc.com">AJC.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Vampirism</title>
		<link>http://www.davidpbrown.net/2008/02/24/vampirism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TiVo suggested I watch The Lost Boys. It was a good suggestion as I was a big fan of the movie back in the day. As I watched, I got to thinking in almost vampire movies, the vamps (especially the chick vamps) are hot. I mean like REALLY hot. As in, being the living dead [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TiVo suggested I watch The Lost Boys.  It was a good suggestion as I was a big fan of the movie back in the day.  As I watched, I got to thinking in almost vampire movies, the vamps (especially the chick vamps) are hot.  I mean like REALLY hot.  As in, being the living dead don&#8217;t look too bad.  Kind of like a Valtrex commercial.  Gee, people with herpes are all fit and having fun.  I want herpes!</p>
<p>Of course the easy explanation to this is Hollywood likes to cast hot actors and actresses.  Fair call.  I look at ugly people all day long, no reason to pay $8 to see more ugly people.  Regardless of this, I think there is a way more simple answer.</p>
<p>As we all know, to become a vampire you must be bitten my a vampire.  Well, that is unless your in Santa Clara in which you only have to drink Kiefer Sutherland&#8217;s blood.  WTF?  Was this a contract negotiation on his part?  I imagine the conversation going something like:</p>
<p>KS:  &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;ll play the badass vampire, but I ain&#8217;t biting on some other dude&#8217;s neck.  Figure something out.&#8221;</p>
<p>Producer: &#8220;Wow, I didn&#8217;t realize you were such a homophobe Mr. Sutherland.&#8221;  </p>
<p>KS: &#8220;No no no&#8230; it&#8217;s nothing like that.  To prove it, I&#8217;ll wear dangly earrings and have a big hair mullet!&#8221;</p>
<p>Producer:  &#8220;I think we have a deal.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ok, so with the exception of Lost Boys, a vampire bite equals new vampire.  Let&#8217;s think about this from the vampire&#8217;s perspective.  Who would you want to bite?  Ugly people?  Fat people?  Hardly.  You&#8217;re going to bite the hot chicks.  How great would it be to be able to only surround yourself with hot ass chicks?  That would rule.  It&#8217;s like Vampire Darwinism at its best.  Vampiral Selection.  Survival of the hottest.  The ugliest of the ugly die.  I could totally get behind vampiric logic.  Vampirism, if you will.  </p>
<p>As an aside, can vampires catch diseases by drinking blood?  Vampire: &#8220;Ha ha, now you&#8217;re a vampire!&#8221;  Victim: &#8220;Ha ha, you have AIDS!&#8221;</p>
<p>Happy Sunday bitches.  Go to church and ask for forgiveness for reading this.</p>
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		<title>Best. Wife. Ever.</title>
		<link>http://www.davidpbrown.net/2007/12/03/best-wife-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this video clip on the news this morning and had to re-post it. This dude has quite possibly married the most awesome woman ever. This is the type of chick I&#8217;m holding out for. Check it out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saw this video clip on the news this morning and had to re-post it.  This dude has quite possibly married the most awesome woman ever.  This is the type of chick I&#8217;m holding out for.  Check it out.<br />
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		<title>bug.gd</title>
		<link>http://www.davidpbrown.net/2007/10/15/buggd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Apparently I&#8217;m not alone in my admiration for bug.gd as traffic from the Digg community has effectively shut down the site. I guess that&#8217;s a good and bad thing. Hopefully the guys will have it up and running soon. I&#8217;ve got error messages I need answers to! It seems an early early early childhood [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Update</strong>: <em>Apparently I&#8217;m not alone in my admiration for bug.gd as traffic from the Digg community has effectively shut down the site.  I guess that&#8217;s a good and bad thing.  Hopefully the guys will have it up and running soon. I&#8217;ve got error messages I need answers to!</em></p>
<p>It seems an early early early childhood friend of mine has hit the big time (or shortly will be) with a new website.  The site seems to be designed for developers, techies, and pretty much any form of computer geek.  The name is <a href="http://bug.gd">bug.gd</a> and allows you to search a database chock full of resolutions to all sorts of error messages.  We&#8217;ve all rummaged through the Web looking for answers to our pesky problems and sometimes we find them but sometimes we don&#8217;t.  That&#8217;s where the beauty of <a href="http://bug.gd">bug.gd</a> comes in.  Since the chances are pretty great you&#8217;ll find a solution, or at least a work around, to your problem, <a href="http://bug.gd">bug.gd</a> will email you 48 hours after your search asking you to let them know what you did.  Your response will be kept on the system and available the next time someone searches for the same error.  Pretty sharp, eh?</p>
<p>So go ahead check it out and if you don&#8217;t mind, <a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Help_has_anyone_seen_this_Error">Digg it</a>, too.</p>
<p>Congrats to my bud and his friend for putting together what I suspect will become a staple site for anyone in the tech industry.</p>
<p>BTW, if it seems the content of this post has changed, it has.  Deal with it.</p>
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		<title>Filthy McStink Finger</title>
		<link>http://www.davidpbrown.net/2007/08/08/filthy-mcstink-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember being told by a friend in elementary school that if you stuck your pinky finger in your belly button then smelled it, that was the same smell as a vagina. I&#8217;m glad he was wrong.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember being told by a friend in elementary school that if you stuck your pinky finger in your belly button then smelled it, that was the same smell as a vagina.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad he was wrong.</p>
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